We are finishing up Palin debate and I'm musing to myself rather loudly and Many looks up and says to me, Nathan you need to start blogging this. I think it might have just been a sarcastic response to what has to be one of the most insensitive things I've said in almost a month... or it might have been an underhanded way of saying "go kill yourself" ... because I can only hope that someone might feel so strongly about a blog these days.
So what exactly was I musing you ask?
Well its so kind of you to take an interest. I was thinking to myself (in that uniquely seductive way I talk to myself when I'm otherwise bored) and I was thinking that when McCain got elected president (because lets face it, Obama is.... inexperienced... and Mexicans hate inexperienced people so, there's no way he can take CA) anyways when McCain gets elected then McCain will undoubtedly die.... And then Palin will be president.
So I figured it was a good idea to get to know this seemingly bat-shit-crazy WOMAN who will soon be our new president. Somehow listening to the woman I started to get the feeling that she was ready to go to war with the entire planet, I mean pretty much every middle eastern state, Canada and Russia... I was just waiting for her to whip out a map of the US and say to the camera... "you see these blue states ::dramatic pause:: terrorists!" But she didn't, so I came away from the event feeling a little shook up and not entirely satisfied.
And I started thinking, this really wasn't a world I wanted to live in. So I calmly declared my intent to leave for Canada, before we set up some sort of wall.
And then it dawned on me. Sarah Palin would set back feminism 100 years, single handedly. And than I started thinking: just what was the state of feminism 100 years ago?
OF COURSE, women would finally be objects again. I could buy myself a woman and end all my current tribulations....
I'm voting Palin.
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